HURR DURR I'M'A BUILD ALL THE BUILDINGS!

America can be pretty upsetting sometimes. We're kind of a bunch of dicks.

I can't brain today. I have the dumb.

BEEP BOOP.

This is the kind of stuff I wish Top Gear America would do.

There are a lot of quotables in here, but I like this one: "Because of wonderful communism, we are able to skate in this stadium as an extracurricular activity." Good job, Al Jazeera.

Steven Pinker is my favorite linguist. Also, this animation style is awesome.

NEAT!

Makes me kind of want to fly a plane.

"Existential thirst is the engine that drives the holiday machine." I love Werner Herzog and his crazy accent.